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Sunday 12 March, 2006 @ 13:16:18 by Cafuego
daily / aaargh!

Some ******* **** has stolen the front wheel off my bicycle. A few weeks ago the saddle got stolen. If they'd just take the whole bike, I could at least claim a new one from insurance!
Thursday 2 February, 2006 @ 11:01:24 by Cafuego
daily / funny

Heard on IRC this morning:

"God created war so that americans can learn geography."

(attributed to an Iranian blogger)

Wednesday 25 January, 2006 @ 13:53:48 by Cafuego
daily / burnies

I forgot what I was going to blog. Just as I was about to start, I got a phone call, which meant I had to go and fix someone's DSL router on-site. Oh well.

Got  a sunburn at 11am. Went for the 40-lap swim and got shiny red shoulders. Ugh. If you have any spare ozone, Australia will gladly take donations.

Lunch is bubble & queak. Mash, peas, corn and tuna. 

Sunday 22 January, 2006 @ 18:42:23 by Cafuego
daily / beagle

Sorry to sound like a fanboy, but Beagle 0.2.0 rocks. It's far faster than previous versions and the new search tool looks great. Good work, guys! :-)
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